Montag, 7. Februar 2011

Romantic Comedies

What's the easiest way to make a movie?
You don't need any creativity, you don't need good actors you don't even need a script that wasn't created by a monkey. You guessed it: Romantic Comedies.
I created this simple scheme to spoiler every romantic comedy you'll ever watch.

Dr. Rages Romantic Comedy Scheme:


Random Guy
Jennifer Aniston


Jennifer Aniston hates Random Guy because he's the type of guy she hates
Random Guy is in love with Jennifer Aniston altough she isn't the type of women he is usually atracted to
Random Guy uses trick to get Jennifer Aniston fall in love with him
They are happy together
Jennifer Aniston finds out about trick and is mad at Random Guyaltough Random Guyy feels bad about having done the trick
Random Guy tries to explain, Jennifer Aniston doesn't want to hear it
Random Guy does something that is incredibly awkward
Jennifer Aniston thinks it's cute and comes back
They are happy together
The End


(I added a picture of Jennifer Aniston's nipples to get you to read it.
Apparently I was succesful, altough Jennifer Aniston is ugly.(Not ugly enough I wouldn't fuck her, but if I would, I'd do it for her cash.))

Shit like Romantic Comedies make me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Love,
Dr. Raaage
                                                                                                                        

Kommentare:

  1. It must be cold outside. Somebody should get her a sweater.

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  2. In friends and in every photo her nipples are always like this...ALWAYS?!?!AAAARAGEEEEEEEEE..

    http://crossroads-blues.blogspot.com/

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  3. Don't tell me, that's all about polish cinema novadays

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  4. Pretty much nailed it.
    Rage on bro, rage on.

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  5. I've got an image for these type of movies :D Ill post it on my blog in the next few days ^^

    But you pretty much explained it :)

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  6. why does aniston keep doing these? i thought the consensus was she sucks, time to stop trying.. i guess as long as she looks good, people will see her movies.

    http://randomramblingggg.blogspot.com/

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  7. I can't stand these kind of movies. Their all the same: exactly the movie you wrote.

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  8. You forget the most important ingredient. Jennifer Aniston's nipples. Seriously, what's up with those things? There isn't a single scene on Friends where you can't see them.

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  9. I agree with you about Aniston - it would only be for the money

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  10. The Bounty Hunter was pretty good I thought. But Boondock Saints didn't follow that spoiler scheme at all though, so you are obviously wrong.

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  11. this made me lol. Its true though, but I never watch romantic comedies because they're shit.

    http://psychedelicaemphatica.blogspot.com/

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  12. movies like that suck dick. hate adam sandler too fuckin wack as hell
    haha

    following n supporting , reliable

    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  13. Jennifer Aniston is a babe. New follower.

    http://gnarlyweather.blogspot.com

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  14. Aniston nips?

    Followin' lolol. Word

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  15. Your evil nipple plan worked well.

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