tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43851248421236734922024-02-20T03:41:45.976-08:001 million reasons why this shit sucksI'm in rage again.Dr. Raaaaaaaaaaagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05559918353250928676noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4385124842123673492.post-15671663242618369022011-02-13T03:15:00.000-08:002011-02-13T03:15:47.984-08:00Jesus Christ<a href="http://mysite.mweb.co.za/residents/mwjane2/fucking-christians.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="284" src="http://mysite.mweb.co.za/residents/mwjane2/fucking-christians.jpg" width="400" /></a>I'm a European. I can look back at 3000 Years of documented history. And at millenium of medival, without scientific progression, but instead they burned witches.<br />
Also christianity was used to legitimate kings, wars and so on. Thank god for Kant.<br />
<div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Shit like Jesus makes me Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Love, Dr. Rage</div></div></div>Dr. Raaaaaaaaaaagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05559918353250928676noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4385124842123673492.post-63009885166503520742011-02-10T03:55:00.000-08:002011-02-10T03:55:38.962-08:00Tumbler Bitches<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">If you've got facebook and more then 10 friends you have at least one person of this kind in you friendslist:</div><div style="text-align: left;">-female</div><div style="text-align: left;">-15-19 (might even be 21)</div><div style="text-align: left;">-Got a 500€ DSLR-Camera</div><div style="text-align: left;">Here's a collection of typical tumbler-bitchesphotomotives:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"A pic of my All-Stars in black and white so people think I am deep."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Please daddy, please!"</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Oh, this guy is so cute."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Shit like Tumbler-Bitches make me Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!<div>Love,</div><div>Dr. Rage<br />
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</div></div>Dr. Raaaaaaaaaaagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05559918353250928676noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4385124842123673492.post-70061100170898198442011-02-09T08:56:00.000-08:002011-02-09T08:56:49.879-08:00France<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">La</span> Fra<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">nce</span></span><br />
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<a href="http://www.fischmac.net/french_flag.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.fischmac.net/french_flag.png" width="193" /></a>In a normal blogpost I first name the thing I hate and then tell you why.<br />
The problem with France is that I actually don't know why I hate them so much. Maybe it's because of the language's pronunciation that doesn't correspond in any way with a word's writing. Maybe it's because of losing two world wars against those motherfuckers. And maybe it's because of a tragical event that we today refer to as "300M Get".<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.words-of-your-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vahina-giocante-sexy.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.words-of-your-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vahina-giocante-sexy.jpeg" width="191" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Vahina Giocante</td></tr>
</tbody></table>But since I watched "Inside Ring" ("Ultimate Heist" in the USA), a french thriller with Jean Reno (that was incredibly lame and had no real plot, but on the aesthetic side was pretty good), I know they've got taste in women. If you like her you might want to google-picture-search her.<br />
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<b>Linkin Park:</b><br />
In the early 90s a genius named Tom Morello and a rebel named Zach De La Rocha formed "Rage Against The Machine", a band that made music that fucking awesome many wanted to be like them.<br />
But since they never had a genius, nor a rebel they sucked. Still some of them got signed by a record company, and the worst of all "Linkin Park" (it was meant to be "Lincoln Park" but they are uneducated losers so nevermind) got most famous.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Shit like this makes me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Love,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Dr. Rage</div>Dr. Raaaaaaaaaaagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05559918353250928676noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4385124842123673492.post-82909356891987707112011-02-07T07:48:00.000-08:002011-02-07T07:52:50.277-08:00Romantic ComediesWhat's the easiest way to make a movie?<br />
You don't need any creativity, you don't need good actors you don't even need a script that wasn't created by a monkey. You guessed it: Romantic Comedies.<br />
<a href="http://www.destinationcreation.com/tiles/media_archives/jennifer_aniston/jennifer-aniston-perky-02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.destinationcreation.com/tiles/media_archives/jennifer_aniston/jennifer-aniston-perky-02.jpg" width="228" /></a>I created this simple scheme to spoiler every romantic comedy you'll ever watch.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #741b47; font-size: large;"><u>Dr. Rages Romantic Comedy Scheme:</u></span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"> hates </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;">because he's the type of guy she hates</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span> is in love with </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f4cccc;"> altough she isn't the type of women he is usually atracted to</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span> uses trick to get <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span> fall in love with him</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;">They are happy together</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span> finds out about trick and is mad at <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span>altough <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span>y feels bad about having done the trick</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span> tries to explain, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span> doesn't want to hear it</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Random Guy</span> does something that is incredibly awkward</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jennifer Aniston</span> thinks it's cute and comes back</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;">They are happy together</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;">The End</span><br />
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(I added a picture of Jennifer Aniston's nipples to get you to read it.<br />
Apparently I was succesful, altough Jennifer Aniston is ugly.(Not ugly enough I wouldn't fuck her, but if I would, I'd do it for her cash.))<br />
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Shit like Romantic Comedies make me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!<br />
Love,<br />
Dr. Raaage<br />
Dr. Raaaaaaaaaaagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05559918353250928676noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4385124842123673492.post-7004562993906136792011-02-06T07:53:00.000-08:002011-02-06T07:54:23.178-08:00Dr. Rage hates you.Let me explain to you why.<br />
Imagine you're a Doctor and just chillin on your blog and this random dude comes to your blog and is all like 'Sup, i think you are funny, lol' but you know that this guy isn't actually laughing out loud. Why does he say he is? Because he thinks you will like him if he says he does? Because he thinks you are going to fuck him then? You won't.<br />
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